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How old are you? If you're 24, then I"m gonna start hunting for a Nielson box. You're gonna eat those words!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Never seen the show. Don't get it. Not your target audience.

Is that really not enough?

No it isn't.

Is it just me or is Tom Wolfe, like, a super-square? And his squaredom seems magnified by his Merry Pranksters association, strangely.

The preferred nomenclature is "suck dem titties ('til dey sag)".

Or did he suck dem titties?

I was never clear on this. Is the idea that he ate some pussy?

How to actually rank those films:
1. Argo.
2. Django Unchained
3. Ain't no freakin fairy!

I hope that we only have one Nina Hartley for a long, long time. God bless that woman's twattal elasticity.

Newmanium!

I heard your sister's going out with…SQUEAK!

Eat Good Old Tacos. Eat Green On Tuesdays. Eat Grand Ol-Opry Tourists.

Actually, I'll be the one deciding that. And I say that you're in.

The sequel to Team America will be called "China".

Holy shit. I should start a production company. Them shits is big money! I could spend a whole year burning money and still have enough to wipe the asses of a hundred thousand malarial orphans.

"Come make the same unfunny joke about a song nobody remembers for an entire half hour. People will respect you."

My dick is small, my dancing is bad
But I'm a real rapper, Mr. Dad!

It's grown up because now it's socially acceptable to want to fuck her.

Poop Scion.