You see, what the gentleman above meant to imply is that homosexuals enjoy anal sex and are willing to perform it without consent using juice most commonly obtained with school lunches. Thus, hilarity occurs! Well done!

What if Jeff Dunham is killed by a terrorist or otherwise upset Arab individual? Would the ventriloquist responsible for a talking Jalapeno on a Stick then become our next national rallying point?

Not just other lands! Don't miss his puppet minstrel show!

So what you're saying, anonymous coward, is that this is a case of keeping it real gone wrong?

Internet RAAAAAAAGE!

Yes, 'whoops!' is the proper response to getting castrated. After which, a trombone plays mournfully.

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I FELL FROM SPACE.

Allan Havey, you were always my favorite. Especially when you threw the goddamn puppet out of the window.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Ultra-Checkers.

Oh snap! You got chip-served, America!

Acting is totally easy. You should totally do it yourself and show those assholes how easy it is. Then you should let me get a swig of that turpentine. Sweet sweet turpentine.

I think Pigs Maw is a town in Tennessee.

No lie, they did not even know there were eight babies stuffed inside that woman. The eighth child was a SURPRISE. A FUCKING SURPRISE BABY.

Mayonaise
is the devil's jizz.

Necroyeti is probably the best word I've every seen.

Ladies and gentlemen, winnah and new champeen!

NEEEERRRRRRDS!

The dolphin was in a bathroom?