Excuse me.

THE CRITICS ARE RAVING ABOUT WHITNEY!

I hope the new costume makes the wearer look even more like a giant leather-clad bed bug.

I'm glad Mr. Raimi is so eager to condemn a new set of Hollywood up-and-comers to a series of untimely and disturbing deaths.

Does this mean we get a new set of obtrusive AV Club ads featuring Whitney Cummings' horse face this fall? If so, my loins ache with excitement.

This ship's inevitable demise will be a great catalyst for a gritty, 21st century reboot of Downton Abbey.

Using the word "forever" in the title of an NBC sitcom is a tremendously bad idea.

Also, I want to settle down with Kimbra.

So now AV Club readers dislike Gotye? Damn, what a shame. I guess I'll have to get rid of his two terrific albums since I shouldn't have enjoyed them. Sorry, Wally. It turns out you suck.

I'm kinda bummed that Dylan McDermott isn't returning.

So did someone on the Archer writing staff actually grow up on a dairy farm? Because as someone who did, I find Archer's farm jokes surprisingly competent. The best one was Pam's line about Holsteins and Friesians being cousins. I feel like that joke was made specifically for me.

I'm convinced there's one single asshole who is a member of every guild and/or entertainment academy in Hollywood who is completely obsessed with Dexter and manages to singlehandedly get that piece-of-shit show nominated every goddamned year.

I was heartbroken when Adriana got iced.

Cousin Oliver calls chipmunk fluffing on the set of Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked the "the most unpleasant experience" of his career

If you want the absolute worst Christmas music ever, pick up the "Hey Santa" album from Carnie and Wendy Wilson. It is some putrid shit.

Someone needs to create a television version of the Razzies so that Dylan McDermott can win one. Granted, the man is done no favors by the scripts he's given, but he continues to give a performance so offensively bad that it deserves some sort of recognition.

Blech. The film was terrible. Easily the worst Best Picture nom from last year.

Good. NBC doesn't need to sign any free agents.

This cannot happen.

FX would be the perfect place to put it. It's Fox-owned and the demographics match up almost perfectly.