I'm working on it, filth. I'm writing a new song called "Everything's Unfair", which I really think will expose how every everything is bullshit.

I can relate
This reminds me of the time I left Copy Cop to go work at FedEx Kinko's.

And George W. Bush does too. And America. And our troops. And freedom.

I grew up on Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Allman Brothers, and The Grateful Dead's Europe '72. My parents worked for the carnival before they had me and ran the "break the beer bottles with the baseball" game. I'm not even kidding.

I heard Pork Soda for the first time when I was 12 and it scared me. I can't say that I was a fan of their post-Punchbowl albums, but I give Primus credit: for me, they paved the way for appreciating initially-harder-to-listen-to-bands like Mr. Bungle, whom I'll forever associate with wonderful godless musical…