You aren't funny at all, whippersnapper. In the olden days, we didn't joke about $98/hr. Back then..20-6 hours job a day…with weekly payouts…sixty years ago grey Model T Ford. P1 bought after earning 18,512 magic beans…

How about the vixen from "The Fox and the Hound"?

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Gross! I won't eat dog food!

You are the second person to recommend Deathspell Omega. I'll have to check them out.

"I do not know what else to say.

Wow! This guy is just chock full of knowledge! In fact, I myself have just started dabbling in black metal and I haven't actually listened to a "true" black metal album. I'm working my way in from bands on the outskirts—Kvelertak ("black-n-roll"), Oranssi Pazuzu (psychedelic black metal), and Panopticon have all…

I second Panopticon. I've just started dabbling in black metal and I haven't actually listened to a "true" black metal album. I'm working my way in from bands on the outskirts—Kvelertak ("black-n-roll"), Oranssi Pazuzu (psychedelic black metal), and Panopticon have all been very fun for a former punk who's now in…

I work at a bookstore. Lots of folks steal this guy's stuff.

He still takes a lot of Sugar In the Raw packets from the condiment counter at Starbucks. Way more than he needs.

It is quite possible that a commenter has spoken to me and that I didn't catch the remark because I wasn't paying attention.

Burn Down Canada!!!

Wait, are you guys not using your real names?

That shelving system was a hoot.

I was wondering that myself.

Kenan Thompson is like the herpes of SNL. For life!

When there is just one set of footprints, that is when science is carrying you.

I still have a working Intellivision. I'm also pretty damn good at Shark! Shark!.

Maybe for like a week or so. Not a lot of wild chickens out there.

"Of course Mark is in the hammock waiting for Tai."