The exclamation point is what was lacking!

You have the Caps Lock button on. It makes people think that you're shouting.

I'm goin' on a trip… Far away
I am leaving today
I am leaving today…

I bet it's that Jawbreaker jerkwad.

Now is not the quark, strangeness, or time.

And you never will if you don't CLAP!

Not when he still looks high.

Don't let your daughter ride back there. It's too dangerous. At her age she needs to be in an imaginary car seat.

I hope it has "Girl From PSR J1302-6350" on it.

Do those books have that many pages?

I'm not fond of the ones starring Yet To Be Named Actress, however.

Now is not the time, Apollonia!

Didn't you post this same thing a few days ago? I'm starting to think that you aren't Jeanette Smalls, Sausage King of Chicago!

Old Man Post

Not enough people clapped.

But is he hung like "this"?

Teen pop straight to the top!

You sound like Regular Jesus from the temple.

*waits for corndog to remind everyone about the pop-quiz that was scheduled for today*

How is the McLaren F1 treating you?