To avoid stepping on Legos: The real reason Sand People travel in single file.

Thank you, Spambot, for this lesson on "dignity."

Those are for Donny and Whats-his-name though, right? Now I'm gonna have to rewatch the movie. Poor me.

What about at the bowling alley? He drinks more than one there doesn't he? When he goes up to the bar to order and talks to Sam Elliot?

Yeah I guess so. I forgot about White Russians. I drank too many of those one night and it played hell on my digestive system.

Sorry, it's "What is I'm ready for Jeopardy!"

Randall "Tex" Cobb's greatest performance!

Rum and milk? Sounds like the recipe for an awful next morning.

Australia don't fuck around either! Check out Not Quite Hollywood. Bananas!

A Catholic school upbringing?

Wasn't this already a Saturday morning cartoon?

A museum exhibit that will lead you down the road to expulsion!

It's good that they now have the ability to get the message that they want to deliver out on a global scale, but I'm not a fan of the shift in style that they have taken. If indeed they are a political collective first and a "band" second (or third, or fourth) then more power to them, but as a band—this kinda sucks. …

I don't call myself a fan. I do not. The video is teenaged me's favorite but I am not a fan of Whitesnake.

That's where I lost my Boba Fett!

Held, Bauldersone. Held.

I'm not Robert Urich!

Nowhere.

But does it speak in tongues?

I am neither bald nor bald, and I once poured powdered milk all over Henry Thomas' front porch.