Be a lot cooler if he did.

I'll drink to that.

To be fair, lots of kids think clowns are fun at parties.

It can be two things. Just ask all the phantom cosmonauts. Oh wait…

And I can't edit that because of Disqus. I have aged poorly and she does still look pretty darn good!

But those lawyers are married to regular looking women and have children that can find subtle faults in Joe.

Have you ever seen the Powers Booth movie Southern Comfort? Louisiana justice is a powerful reason for looking the other way *spits*

Joe's one weakness?

I was feeling like the booby nest was a bad omen.

"Survivor. Survivor never changes."

I wish I was this season's dad so that I could "reluctantly" support the two of you while secretly loving how things are turning out.

She's like a chameleon. I expected a tongue to shoot out and write down Savage's name!

Survivor: Last Chance.

That loved one visit was eff-ing perfect! And he had the guy help him stretch to boot!

It's a great season but I didn't feel like he was a great player. He seemed pretty obvious to me. Real hammy.

It came in at one-hundred and eleven.

Now that Savage is gone you're gonna need someone to root for.

You left out the *spit*

But this was a balance challenge that Keith was already good at. Maybe they saw this as a way to give Joe the boot.

So far Tocantins has been my favorite season that I've seen. The Coach/Tyson combo was so perfect.