If they aren't nice in return I'll give 'em the boot!

They're my arch enemies.

And they say pun threads have no sole!

Fine, if you want to be a heel about it.

Okay, time for some foot jokes!

You shouldn't assume things. It only makes an… Oh, I see what you did.

Thanks to that movie I can never hear Surfin' Bird without envisioning a slightly different singer.

You're lucky you've only heard of it.

That's where Cherubs come from.

I don't make porno theater masturbators, I just train 'em!

You're a nerd!

I imagine I'll be done by Wednesday, so I'll let you know on the TI. Shame that the ending may not be great. As of right now I'm halfway through it and loving it.

The little things make it all worthwhile.

Having a crap week but a few things have helped me soldier through.

The A.V. Club does not wish to disqus the topic at this time.

Swamplandia! reminded me of that book.

I bet hearing them cleared that problem right up.

"Nun more black!" That was the blurb on the cover of the Sister Act video I rented!

Dude! It was a long time ago! I was only 15 myself!

I once bought a special "ribbed for her pleasure" condom. That's what it said on the box at least. Should've known better than to believe that advertisement.