"We're all out of cornflakes. F.U."

Did any of the kids get away this time?

Yeah, give the gal chained to the radiator a day off.

Are you the one that can also do the thing with the wine?

What surprised me most about the Bond books was finding out that he was really a scrambled eggs and whiskey kinda guy.

I have inherited and have started reading through all the Flemming Bond novels. I've read the first three (Casino Royale, Live and Let Die, and Moonraker) but am kinda stuck because I heard that Diamonds are Forever is such a weak entry.

If you feed him he'll never go away.

My question is what are the benefits? I mean, with a deal this sweet is there still dental? I can drive around all day in my new alfa romeo but with a toothache? I don't think so. I'm gonna need a little bit more info, amigo.

The best thing is that there's another happy hour the next day!

I think I'd rather have George tell me about the rabbits than listen to more of this.

It's just called a Sam Elli-bot.

Why… Why would that be weird? It's the future!

Wait, you're also in Lisa Bonet cosplay?

The weirdest part about the original is watching Richard Benjamin run. He looks so new at it.

I like this one. One Wookie goes one way and the other goes the other.

"Uncle Owen! This one's got a bad motivator, a bad motivator!"

My old roommates and I once watched it on the Spanish Channel.

Yes. The Sopranos was a Paulie Walnuts spinoff.

Mother Fucking Mutt!

You would have to set up a shitload of booby traps.