Maybe a buck-toothed dinosaur played by Larry the Cable Guy?

Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins was a lot of fun, but her other solo and the Jenny & Johnny are scatter-shot/ half-ass stuff.

Holy shit, it never occurred to me that people ask for their money back from movies—even when they pull out early. For people who pull out of art movies and movies meant to be abrasive like "Antichrist", I say suck it. For the rest (looking at you "Transformers 2" guy) I just have to scratch my head. You can call…

I prefer Fug-Tang Clan

I suspect the ratio of people who click on an article about a band who at least have heard of that band is high—especially if the article is just about a reissue. But maybe I'm underestimating how many folks see this site as a never ending newspaper that they are always on the edge of reading completely.

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I felt like Wesley's baby-stealing betrayal was nicely put in perspective in the last season when he smashed the box of memories—after Angel asked him to trust him and he replied "I can't". Wes can't trust his friends, and it makes him a lone wolf bad-ass and a back-stabbing shit.

The CGI de-aging of Jon Noble in Fringe is pretty good.

Zemeckis' early flirtation with the inhuman puppet faces technology has made so much more available. How the fuck did that guy make Used Cars?

Cronenberg could probably get to the bottom of Wolverine's insertion and identity issues.

Wes Anderson, and Bill Murray's face on a big old orange CGI Sasquatch for the Alpha Flight cameo where they all drink High Life and ride bikes together.

With all the free-ass albums kicking around the office nobody finishes listening to anything less than a C+.

Gable had severe gum disease that led to him having to have most of his teeth extracted in the early thirties—which probably made his breath stink like a motherfucker. But the story goes that Vivien Leigh was put off by his false teeth, and pounds his chest in Gone With the Wind to keep from laughing.

They all killed themselves.

Mena Suvari in "Spun" looks like hell.

But he's still the Muscles From Brussels.

But Rourke is pretty much permanently fucked up—not really a strategic de-glamming.

I would nominate the maintainers of Burt Reynolds for makeup award—his wax face from "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" remained in state for well over a decade, though looking less life-like at times (see "Switching Channels").

Maybe there should be an inventory of actors whose makeup departments deserve an award for fixing their shit faces.

I assumed Poppy was not aware he had peed himself, and was just walking around in soggy undershorts. so when he sits down it stains where the weight of his ass presses it through his trousers.

The conversation he has with Jerry afterward where Jerry informs him he ate garbage and had crossed the line between man and bum is one of the best.