Christ, I hope he made half that money on 48 Hours and Beverly Hills Cop.

I think Murphy's status as "biggest star" could be based on his ability to pump out godawful shit for the last twenty years and still appear to have a blank check. Sandler could get there, but it will take time.

I'm with those who think that the "surprises" in this episode are so forced and calculated that it blows the whole deal. Buffy should have regained her self esteem by knocking the sweet shit out of Riley for not telling her they needed to capture the demon alive and not telling her he was married. If the writers had…

Right on, fastandsloppy. Goddamn browser refresh failure on my part.

What, Tim Allen's enough of a show biz joke now that we don't make fun of his drug dealer days anymore? That's a shame.

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We would have accepted "Whoomp. There it is". So sorry.

WASP > Sting

Liam Neeson says "We have to go BAACK", and then he and January Jones are on an island, and then something something white light Jesus.

And how could it have been shelved? Did it not live up to the artistic standards of every goddamn thing ever remade, or was it in conflict with a "Born American" remake?

The Cheerleader gave me a good Heroes vibe, IN MY PANTS.

Don't let the goddamn devil make you finger-bang your daughter Billy Ray!

Die Hard 5: How Can We Work Shia The Beef Into This Thing?

And I realize it's a completely unfair way to judge it, but Jesus Christ there's no way that shit works.

I just read a lengthy synopsis of Season 8 and I wish I had not. Fucking stick to TV, Whedon.

IRON EAGLE

I must respectfully say fuck all that shit. The lady was in Vision Quest and Gotcha!

Episode 4: Larry finds out about sleeves.

Ha, you watched Witless Protection.

Three posts—looks like Golden Goebbels just didn't have their heart in it. The real racist gerbil was posting all over the place. I think the gerbil resulted directly in the account Hungry Hungry House Cat, which amused me at the time.