Batman beat me to a pulp
He gave me a yell-down war hell ride
He told me he was going to kill me if I didn't get out of Wayne Manor
He gave me five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road.

With special guest turns from Samurai, Black Vulcan, and El Dorado!

This. While earlier in her career she demonstrated she could be entertaining, the only person who seems to need Lindsay Lohan to be working in the entertainment industry is Lindsay Lohan. I don't care if I ever see her on film again, but I'd like to see her stay sober and live a long life.

Exactly. This beats grading essays!

Honest to blog!

Mmm, little winged potatoes.

Deacon Jones was the best part of that show!

It's like "The Christmas that Almost Wasn't but then it Was!"

Viggio Morganstein?! Awesome!

Hopefully O'Neal does a story about that one.

Marvel is enjoying a media blitz, but I hope they focus more on Agent Fitz.

Luke: Wow. I'm Mister Jedi.

So he's basically Matt Groening?

Carrie Fisher.

The best part is how Bruce knew it was a fake out because when referring to himself in his thoughts, he doesn't call himself Bruce - he calls himself Batman.

OMAC was one of the few things that came out of the nu52 that was fun. Can't have that!

Old Black Manta's bound to annoy/Aqualad is my decoy!

The Justice League is pretty huge on this show and they bring in quite a few characters that JLU never did, like Icon and Zatara, although they don't use all of the JLU members.

Leia: Get me a vodka rocks.

Now I want to see Harrison Ford teamed with Jessica Walter: "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."