He's not on ESPN anymore, but his routine is pretty damn tired.

I didn't need my name or anyone elses; I'm just not a fan of writing from the perspective of "you" when writing about yourself. Minor nitpick.

I really wanted to like this but I found the constant use of "you" took me right out of it. I think I could have empathized better without it being addressed throughout to "you."

Don't forget the cocaine.

Wow. I'm Mr. Manager.

'murica!

Apparently I have electro powers. I went to turn on my alarm recently and a static electric spark connected my finger and the clock and the digital screen just died. I've used my powers for evil!!!

And Rory does a pretty good American accent.

You're history's greatest monster!

Yeah, now it's the Family Guy style of "hey, here's something you recognize!"

Do it for me, kid. For Timecop.

I'd maybe go see this if the character's name was Timecop.

There must be some profit involved because people keep making them, despite what seems like a lack of any real desire to see these films remade.

Now we can finally see the horrifying accident that put the wheelchair dragon in his wheelchair.

Center: I hate the shotgun formation. You're always so far away.

Everything about it screams "look how compelling every single aspect of the NFL is!!"

I'd advocate for Cowherd having his tongue removed.

They have so much awfulness to go around, you can't go wrong!

Plus, there are plenty of romantic subplots already!

Minsc and Boo would have been awesome as the stars of their own game. Put them in the Spelljammer setting. Minsc in space!