This affects all of us, Hoosiers Waitress!

I had buddies die face down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this Lebowski fest.

Aren't you, uh, one the Little Rascals?

I thought it would be Oprah Winfrey Presents Tyler Perry Presents Single Mom's Club a Tyler Perry Series Presented by Oprah Winfrey.

I used to be as big as a skyscraper and now I'm small as a matchbook.

True, but I think the idea is that Comedy Central might have envisioned each show as trying to bring in more of a certain market.

Maybe some whacky weddings.

I'm pretty sure Chappelle Show had more white viewers than African American. The commercials I've seen seem to be geared towards a more bro audience anyway.

My grandparents used to save all the disks they had mailed to them for us because they assumed we could use them since we had computers. We'd go over to visit and they'd have this giant pile of them. I suspect they were taking them off their neighbors' hands as well. Funnily enough, when my grandmother got her first…

I know my own alcoholism had everything to do with Zac Efron.

No, Rosie!

Growing butt hormones.

Is Taylor a boy name? I just associate it with every other child born in the 90s that isn't named Madison or Skyler.

Or John Phillip Sousa.

It's because he's such a cerebral assassin.

Mittens!

Or Brian Wilson.

But will McCarthy make a weight joke at her own expense?

Oops, I just noticed that.

Would you ask Tom Petty that?