Felicity can rub off on me anytime she wants. Just saying…

And she's been sober, what, a week? What the fuck is she doing in a bar?

The ABC series will star Wedge and have him constantly name dropping all of the main stars of the movies while going on redundant missions with Jedi Knight Blast Hardcheese.

I sure hope he does that thing where he talks like an old Jewish man!

That easy, breezy San Diego sound! But why does that picture look so much like the cover of Cartman's Christian rock band's album?

If you're going to have THAT kind of party, you need some Dickens Mashed Potatoes.

We had an ecology class also. All it entailed was crossing the streak to the really big hill behind the school and collecting aluminum cans.

I think Capaldi is going to be great, but my dream was Swinton for the next Doctor.

I've been told Chris Elliot before. And it never stops hurting…

It's interesting to watch. I'm a San Diego native in Denver, so it's been fascinating to me to see a team that's committed to putting a winning product on the field and taking real steps to do so. One thing I do like, though, is that the Broncos are in a "win now!" scenario and I think the Chargers may be poised in…

In Jon DiMaggio's Aquaman voice? Please?

My depression didn't really kick in until after I had quit drinking for a few years and was no longer self medicating.

I finally had to get off of SSRIs for that reason because things were going from to difficult to damn near impossible.

I got diagnosed about two years ago when it suddenly just hit me really hard. I knew I had been getting increasingly unhappy with my job situation, but the funk I fell into was well beyond work stress.

I love that Willie Nelson took "The Scientist"and said "let me show you how it's done, son. This is my song now."

They should just give Simmons her own show.

I really want to see Krusty's movie with Lee Marvin and Tova Borgnine.

Done and done!

Being new to disqus, how do I add a picture?

How much fuck has Ethan Hawke?