"See, white super heroes be crazy!"

I figured this flick was a F.U.

Thank you, Galactus!

Sure thing, old timer.

Not any more. The drugs apparently wore off.

Free is the only way I'd watch this and I'd still want my money back.

Neither did the director.

I know, right? The awesomeness of it is absolutely terrifying.

Green Lantern was shitty, not gritty.

The world will never know how narrow of an escape that was.

Gritty?
Does that mean we'll finally learn why Sue stays with a boring-ass bastard like Reed?

Ha-Ha! You used "Millar" and "subtlety" in the same sentence. Fail!

Could be worse.
Frank Miller could have finished All-Star Batman and Robin.

Who? Wasn't he the fat bastard who used to be on Yo! MTV Raps?

After the double-decker shit sandwich of Inglorious Basterds and Django Unchained, I'd appreciate it if Tarantino would promise he'll never do it again.

Hands down it's Sade. With only six original albums in 30 years and taking a decade off until she finally dropped Soldier of Love in 2010, she certainly never burns out her audience with a glut of product.

Whitaker couldn't even stop Michael Chilkis' Vic Mackey from bumping uglies with his ex-wife in The Shield.

Logic Alert! Forest Whitaker is 52 and Zoe Saldana is 35 and Saldana always ends up with the White guy in her movies. Just ask Jeffrey Dean Morgan whom she crushed it with in The Losers over Idris Elba.

Still waiting for that reboot of the Terrible Toad…

Like James Marsden has anything better to do?