How Jesus Resurrected his Groove

"Unemployed Winner," huh? With a space and capitals and everything. Well lad-dee-fucking-da.

OUTRAGE! #54privilege

While their tumblr is oft interred with their bones.

I very much doubt that the people who first brought these (admittedly sub-par) tweets to light were trying to familiarize themselves with a host they were eager to watch four nights a week.

Well, some pretentious asshole kept adding a "u." This isn't England.

I don't think you'd find many people who really want to take up Noah's jokes as gems of comedy worth defending for their own sake. The problem here is that people went back, through three fucking years and nine-thousand fucking tweets, and cherry picked the ones they thought might get negative traction. They literally…

No, this is great. People have just become much better at being offended by things than enjoying them. It's easier, I think, especially after constant practice. And it makes them feel safe from being labeled offensive themselves. People are shitty. Specifically, the people below.

Review the first four seasons (and share my disparaging opinions regarding the second) or fear the wrath of my declaration of suckitude.

What!? I'm "C"thing with rage.

Seriously, could the references have been more balatant?