Could be that, too.

I thought it was amazing that he had his shades on over his eyepatch! How did he lose that eye, again?

I wish I had a detective's whip! Maaan, I would whip the SHIT outta some motherfuckin' mysteries.

I'd call the chances about 50-50, given Nikki's pre-coital "has-been" reference to the Doc. Then again, I'm pretty rotten with statistics, which probably explains my undying love for both the New York State Powerball and anonymous unprotected sex.

And what exactly do you have against the natives of Indiandia?