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Wow!  I'd kin of got the feeling the 90s were a weak decade for film, but I was busy and all, so I figured I was missing a lot, even when the videos came out.

Wow!  I'd kin of got the feeling the 90s were a weak decade for film, but I was busy and all, so I figured I was missing a lot, even when the videos came out.

This "Nickelback" hoax has gone much too far!  CUT IT OUT!

This "Nickelback" hoax has gone much too far!  CUT IT OUT!

Xians like this dupe would be voting for forced inoculations of bubonic plague if it were the choice on the ballot besides President Obama.

Xians like this dupe would be voting for forced inoculations of bubonic plague if it were the choice on the ballot besides President Obama.

One of the easiest definitions to offer of  the word "great"!

One of the easiest definitions to offer of  the word "great"!

I was a manager at an ordinary SoCA mutiplex (3 screens) when Blue Velvet came out, and already a BIG Lynch fan, but nobody was ready for the film that came on the screen.

I was a manager at an ordinary SoCA mutiplex (3 screens) when Blue Velvet came out, and already a BIG Lynch fan, but nobody was ready for the film that came on the screen.

We were ALL there, actually. And that wasn't your penis, but a midget tootsie roll!  Or did you pull a wrapper off your "penis," before poppig said "penis" into your slobbering 18-year-old mouth?

We were ALL there, actually. And that wasn't your penis, but a midget tootsie roll!  Or did you pull a wrapper off your "penis," before poppig said "penis" into your slobbering 18-year-old mouth?

It runs out of steam, but still is very enjoyable.  I'm not really much of a Craven fan.

It runs out of steam, but still is very enjoyable.  I'm not really much of a Craven fan.

Not one of these movies sounds like it's worth seeing in a theater.  After a fairly good year, too.

Not one of these movies sounds like it's worth seeing in a theater.  After a fairly good year, too.

So, the pile of boring shit that steamed up screens around the world under the title "Total Recall" wasn't - and may never be - enough!  Another unneeded remake of a really dull film, done with CG (3d as well?) so that people who have time to kill can kill it outside the home.  And later inside the home.

So, the pile of boring shit that steamed up screens around the world under the title "Total Recall" wasn't - and may never be - enough!  Another unneeded remake of a really dull film, done with CG (3d as well?) so that people who have time to kill can kill it outside the home.  And later inside the home.

Does he berate an empty chair?  That's all I want to see Clint do anymore.

Does he berate an empty chair?  That's all I want to see Clint do anymore.