With your name, you NEED advice?

I'm trying to think what kind of cocktail I would want to be drinking when you started on this tiresome bit a faux-wit, so that throwing it in your insipid face would satisfy maximally.

Any Marcello Mastroianni hat or sunglasses would be ultimate.

A jukebox from American Graffiti, or any of the rods.

Not bad at all!

If you, as I do, like your punchline to be a nonsensical non sequitur!

THAT was the one that should've been linked to Mr. Smith.

They almost seem to be talking about this like it was a BAD thing, instead of a very lame one.

Oh, and Chevy Chase played the HA.

Maybe few know it, but my favorite is the final "Fuck you!" that the Hell's Angel uses in National Lampoon's "Lemmings" show.  You know that's how he's going to end he's nearly-100% expletive rant, and yet it's as hilarious as an anticlimax as anything could be. Followed by the punchline.

"Astrological"?   Underachiever and proud of it, yourself, eh?

I agree.  I often did not like Durning, but he was magnificent in that - as good as the incredible original.

Which is not bad, of course. Benny is much, much better, and has Lombard in support.

I don't usually get bugged by these semi-useless ratings but, I'm sorry, a B+ for this?

The arrogance of a young man who knows no better - and I really mean that in a nice way.  It's similar to people who dislike "modern" art - or folk art for that matter - silly or ugly.  If they're decent human beings, it's just lack of exposure coupled with slightly too big mouths..
I remember a similar young guy's…

They should consider welding the doors of the theater locked after this turn of a film begins, allowing whoever is stupid enough to pay money for it to see it repeatedly until the learn better.

In the USA, this man would be Senator from Oklahoma and a leading Republican candidate for President, not a mere general!

The country is divided today in a FAR worse manner.

Or the script!  But, having bumped into it on TV, I fully agree - oddly entertaining.

What an interesting career!  I knew him from Repulsion and Strangelove, but it never occurred to me that he could've done Hard Day's Night (though the look should've been obvious IF I'D EVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT) or Star Wars' Gil Taylor being the same guy..