Bonus: Slattery.

"Excuse me, what the fuck?"

Bringing out the Dead trumps all.

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?

That's what Kevin is thinking, as he forces out a few hearty guffaws.

Chimps don't have tails, you stupid fucking idiot!

I believe he killed someone and went jail.

Brotherhood of the Wolf?
It's a bit of a mess, but I enjoyed it.

STAMOS!!!

See Also: Confederacy of Dunces.

@Chartex: Get yourself a Peekaru:

Can get the video to work
Not only am I on a Mac, I'm also in Canada. Is there any hope for me? Or a Youtube mirror?

I could be misremembering, but I believe there's an American Gods novella in Fragile Things that has Shadow being hired to do security work for some big mystical party, and it more or less states that he is Baldur.

I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!

Bring me my monocle, I want to look rich!

My brain has amalgamated Wayne with Sam Rockwell for some reason. Zaphod Beeblebrox, perhaps?

Can anyone here loan me some dick money?

Lucky Strike Dimmesdale?

He doesn't need a bear suit for that.

But seriously, interview that guy (John Noble).