My loyalty? For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm an American spy? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!

I'll post this again here. Only works on the older-gen non-alum. Macbooks, unfortunately:

Not sure if the similarly titled "Orphanage" really falls into the same genre, but I thought it was pretty spooky.

Lego is definitely a raw material

I just watched it with my boss
He laughed, but thinks it's a rental. Then left to go buy a bunch of Lego. I work at a pretty cool place.

I thought that was 30 Rock. Until it failed along with everyone else, right?

Nutrient slime?

I bet Paul Allen used fucking Papyrus or Comic Sans. TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA WITH THAT FONT YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

As a graphic designer, yes, I am criticizing the font. It is nitpicky, and I haven't seen the film, but I'm not criticizing that. I will criticize egregious typography til my dying day.

Also, a spare $29.99 or so to purchase a font that isn't the most over-used "vaguely exotic/ethnic" typeface that comes free with Windows.

Meta-fiction at its finest.
I started with The Big Over Easy and then worked my way through all the Thursday Next books and then The Fourth Bear. I will be picking this up.

I don't have anything against this guy..
..but he sounds like a moron for some reason. I don't know why. Maybe my mind has replaced him with his brother's character on Entourage.

I don't have anything against this guy..
..but he sounds like a moron for some reason. I don't know why. Maybe my mind has replaced him with his brother's character on Entourage.

No "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"?
You just lost a sale.

Unless it's Excalibur in the "British X-Men" sense, which I don't think it is. We don't really need that either, but it might be cool. One of the better X-titles of the early nineties, at least in my humble 12 year-old opinion at the time.

@MelissaW:

Hey, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Also, he was in Tank Girl.

That's Incredible!

Can DiCaprio grow a decent beard?
Prosthetic beards are the worst, and you can't have a viking with a patchy beard. I remain cautiously pessimistic.