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Yeah, don't get me wrong, I am by no means some sort of rabid Matt Sharp fan. I just think the best of Weezer included him, whether he contributed to songwriting, changed the vibe of the band, or just called Rivers on his shit once and awhile.

Matt Sharp
I've said this before, but he's the x-factor. Or it's just a coincidence that all Weezer albums have been shit since he left, I dunno.

The reason for watching Joe Dirt is as follows:

34" waist? Gross!

I'm only interested in this…
…because it's a rugby movie. There aren't many big rugby movies around, other than ALIVE, which isn't so much about rugby as it is about cannibalism.

There's nothing straight about scooping ass!

Great Typography…
…but he should have went with papyrus.

Picture This
I've tried to read that book a number of times, starting with my first Heller kick in high school. Read Catch-22. then Something Happened (which I liked a lot), and then PT and I couldn't get through it. The concept is inspired, but it didn't hold my interest for some reason. Maybe it's due for another

Well, it worked for Napster
And we all still use that, right?

Snake has a point though. In the actual Resistance, if you didn't fill their quota of at least one dead nazi/act of sabotage/saved jew per week, they kicked you out. They weren't running a fucking charity.

Failed first presidentsies.

CFL, duh.

*interesting. Or weird, or stupid. Whichever.

We Were Once A Fairytale
by Spike Jonze. Anyone seen it? It's….interesting.

I've been debating offering a "corporate identity design / blowjob" package for awhile, perhaps now is the time.

I gutterballed on my apostrophe usage there, but you get the idea.

Knock-knock-roll-a-rock? My strongest Perfect Strangers memory (they're aren't THAT many) is Balki is his bowling dance, as he is some type of phenom due to it's similarity to some Meposian rock-throwing game. It pops into my head any time I bowl, and I wonder if I could pull it off.

Murderecords (along with Sonic Unyon) was Canada's equivalent to Sub Pop Records in the 90s, so that would be acceptable.

Yiddish Policeman's Union
Are the Bros. Coen still tackling that? That's a lot of Jewishness in a row. (Jewicity? Jewocity?)