Nixon tried the same shit during Watergate.

This story is amusing, but I'm more interested in the obvious acts of treason committed by the current President, his administration and top Republican leaders.

Forget the watersports. This shows how utterly terrified Trump is. He's guilty of treason, collusion, espionage and whatever else you want to call his traitorous crimes.

This trailer proves that no matter what ecological and economic catastrophes befall human civilization, grey cotton undershirts are here to stay.

Even during the TGIF era, Perfect Strangers was a very old-fashioned show. It was basically meant to be a sitcom version of Laurel & Hardy.

The Trump treason hearings should be a blast. Not to mention the eventual TV movie, Donald T: Portrait of a Pussy Grabber."

Take away his children, throw him in jail, and inject him with that "gay frog AIDS juice" he and his followers legitimately believe in.

Looks like Rian Johnson knocked it out of the park. I would've liked to hear some more dialogue, but I guess it's just a teaser.

When I saw Pan's Labyrinth, I thought we were in for a string of new classics. But unfortunately, that hasn't been the case. Star Wars needs a well-constructed story with lovable characters and GDT hasn't done that for a while.

It's fun watching scumbags be exposed as such on live TV, but I'm not remotely shocked. Most of the GOP and their supporters genuinely admire Hitler and would love another Holocaust of some kind. This is what modern "conservatism" is.

The plan is distraction from Russiagate. And if he can lift sanctions under the guise of "avoiding war," then that's an added bonus.

Let's not forget that Trump is likely a rapist himself.

I don't see Donruss baseball cards anywhere. Am I so out of touch…?

Imagine Hillary settling a $25M fraud lawsuit. She would already be impeached, even if Democrats controlled the House and Senate.

Prosecute and execute this motherfucker (daughterfucker?). And don't forget his fellow treason lovers.

On one hand, Home Alone 2 is indeed a shameless and self-conscious ripoff of the first one. On the other hand, I think it's funnier and better written with superior acting and cinematography (the first one looks flat and sitcom-y by comparison). While it deserves less credit than the original, I'd still say it's a…

I'll double-down on Empire Records. The trailer alone is like falling into a time portal:

On one hand, it's hard for me to give Condon and Co. much credit for simply sprucing up a classic. On the other hand, it's hard for me to deny that the movie itself is still a blast. You could say it's an [A-] experience with [C+] artistry.

4 years? 50/50 odds on impeachment by the end of the year.

Between this and La La Land, musical leads no longer need to be good at singing or dancing. Not asking for Julie Andrews and Gene Kelly here, but let's raise the bar at least a little bit.