Great Job….dumbass.

One time me and some friends went to see a movie.

Oh, it definitely is.

I just saw a commercial
for a made-for-tv movie where Mario does the voice of a dog (http://www.traileraddict.co…

Knock, knock who's there?
Michael Jackson raping a child and being acquitted of it.

There's nothing funnier to an Englishman than a man in drag.

No, but there is a Wayans brother sweating copiously in my trunk.

Wild Hogs 2: End of William H. Macy's Respectable Career Boogaloo

Cancel your internet provider, that'll save some cash.

I'm with that guy!

I'm very skeptical about Fantastic Fox, but his own worst imitator? Did you people fucking see The Darjeeling Limited!?

Good one, man!

yeah, you're all trying to be funny.

…didn't go very far? Um, it got the ghost of Michael Jackson's attention.

Alright!
Let the MJ jokes commence!

Rule: I don't eat it if it immediately brings to mind those slides of VD encrusted genitals from 7th grade health class.

Jim, you slay me.

Shit! Don't say that kinda stuff! Halloween is like, right around the corner.

I was GOING to ask you if you were possibly one of Harry Lender's descendants. So then I could find out what the hell is up with those godawful looking bagel bar things with cream cheese already inside.

Obviously not basic survival skills.