This alteration you had with him— You're at the precipice, Tony, of an enormous crossroad.

This alteration you had with him— You're at the precipice, Tony, of an enormous crossroad.

How the fuck do I put myself up for adoption?!

How the fuck do I put myself up for adoption?!

More like 1600 Dumm.

More like 1600 Dumm.

Betty are you ready? Are you ready for some Betty, Betty?

Noooo waaaaaayyyy!

It took me a while, but when it clicked I listened to the remaining 6 or so without stopping.

Yeah, the recent PFT episode of SPY is golden.

spastics
This is what happens when you put the page up at a weird time, the comments are full of spastics.

Do the Shuffle Shuffle!

Enjoy this slice of sucker pie, served up fresh!

4) towels.

Matt: Touchdown Ossining! This Glen kid is really something, Bob!

Whoops, didn't see Mutt's reply. If I would have scrolled down just another 2 inches.

Capt. - I recently learned that when the telephone was invented they needed a new word to function as a greeting for the unfamiliar person on the other end. They came up with two: Hello and Ahoy, hello caught on and ahoy stuck around for a while and then died off.

Never!