Gwyneth Paltrow went to mine and dropped out after a year.

I thought the handler was Walton Goggins.

What's funny is that Don's admission of his childhood is probably shocking to Roger and everybody else, I'm sure it's made the rounds, but Pete and Bert seem to be the only ones with the knowledge for years that Don is just a facade, so I'm wondering if Pete took the news that Don shit the bad in stride, because at…

And I love that song, but let's face it, that's the best part of the song. Definitely, the lengthiest vignette.

I saw him on a rerun of Modern Family. Did he have a stroke?

I think it's just the bit that's in Rushmore.

RANK THE BEST TEAS THAT ARE ALSO ANDERSON MOVIES!

I almost feel like they struck gold with the Oculus Rift/Facebook news because now it's a sorta trendy word.

*opens up Final Draft*
Continue.

I just got a Big Chill.

Carpenters are pretty good with their hands.

It's funner if you pretend he's saying "vato" instead of "bottle"

Would you say that to Tom Petty in the postapocalypse?

Has anybody see that "Heaven is Real" crap with Greg Kinnear? What a load of hooey.

"Can I move? I'm better when I move."
-The Cumdance Kid

He's been saving his jizz ever since Kristin Scott Thomas died.

He just texted his agent "JFK", which stands for "Just Fucking Killme"

2 Holy 2 Moley

The box office receipts for Joe already did.

"You cum at the King, you best not miss." —Jaime King, on her wedding night