avclub-9a9c715e6c536c83cc1deca8a9e4d1f5--disqus
gusto
avclub-9a9c715e6c536c83cc1deca8a9e4d1f5--disqus

Richard Dryfist?

Probably just the right amount of terrestrials.

Or Hoveround with Tom Cruz.

You could say the same thing about the Caper Craze of the early 2000s.

They'll go full on sell-out.

Pandora, et al.

I read that wrong and just imagine Vader handing over three balls and offering a teddy bear for knocking over milk bottles at some shitty carnival booth in Cape Cod.

Not to mention the pube-styling.

I thought My Fair Lady was Pygmalion on acid.

That's the beauty of Cloud City.

Let's do Star Wars on the small screen, but with characters from Family Guy.

Did the original show pre-date Lando Calrissian?

Everything about this idea is stupid.

When I was ten, my brother compared a woman with a voice box to "one of the Dynobots in the new Transformers movie". I'll be eleven in May.

He was in the Expendables 2, so he might as well be dead.

And Save Ferris

He divorced her because it was getting expensive with all those mouths to feed.

Do you know "rot" is the middle word in "garroting"?

Howie (Hesseman) survived, it was a miracle (on account of all the drugs he had done in the '70s).