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Owen Meany
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THIS IS THE PART THAT ALWAYS GIVES ME THE SHIVERS.

NOT FUNNY!

THAT'S A TRULY INTELLIGENT ATTITUDE.

MADE FOR TELEVISION!

HE GAVE HIS BROTHER A JOB, AND DON'T THINK GEORGE IS ESPECIALLY TALENTED.

THIS IS DEGRADING!

THERE'S NO NEED TO BE CRUDE!

LIBERACE! KILLED BY WATERMELONS!

LIBERACE! KILLED BY WATERMELONS!

YOUR MOTHER IS SO SEXY, I KEEP FORGETTING SHE'S ANYBODY'S MOTHER.

YOUR MOTHER HAS THE BEST BREASTS OF ALL THE MOTHERS.

YOUR MOTHER HAS THE BEST BREASTS OF ALL THE MOTHERS.

IT'S A GREAT PART FOR A GREAT ACTOR. YOU HAVE TO BE A PRESENCE. THERE'S NOTHING AS SCARY AS THE FUTURE.

IT'S A GREAT PART FOR A GREAT ACTOR. YOU HAVE TO BE A PRESENCE. THERE'S NOTHING AS SCARY AS THE FUTURE.

I SUPPOSE YOU HEARD THAT FAITH CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS. THE TROUBLE WITH YOU IS, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY FAITH.

I SUPPOSE YOU HEARD THAT FAITH CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS. THE TROUBLE WITH YOU IS, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY FAITH.

I'M SORRY!

I'M SORRY!

THIS IS DEGRADING!

THIS IS DEGRADING!