You gotta pay royalties to Sips if you're gonna use "Hold on to your butts".

For the love of journalism, was there or wasn't there a contract? Oh wait, if you reveal this, not much of a story here, is there?

Keitel in Pulp Fiction
Instructions on cleaning up chunks of brain from the inside of a car.

*fart*

At my local Borders, you have to get a special token from the help desk in order to access the bathroom. Only then could you pee on the floor.

I would completely agree with you, but my mind has collapsed upon itself trying to figure out the grading system.

I was pulling my kumquat.

Cromulent?

The honey pepper vodka is best served as a shot when it's ice cold, straight out of your freezer. I can't believe people are actually obtaining vodka from the former Soviet Union, and then proceeding to use it in mixed drinks. Insane.

Names can be funny sometimes.

music critic hypocrites
Raspy voice, balladry… whatever.

farging Lucas
With the inclusion of this new scene, they should probably label this release as a "Special Edition", so as to distinguish it from the movie's original format, and to convince people to buy it.

Last time I ate Taco Bell, I got encharrhea.

WHERE'S KEEILLEY!!!

I saw this movie in the theatre, and my gut sank as soon as I saw the "MTV Films" appear on the screen before the opening credits.

Subject: MTV and VMAs

Single Cell… these are the guys who brought us Tainted Love, right?

While I was growing up, they used to show this movie at my local library in their summer movie series for kids. This one, "Mysterious Island", and the original cartoon version of "Lord of the Rings" were there every year. Good stuff… you know, for the kids.

Damn you, Incognito. That song is impossible to get out of one's head.

I haven't watched MTV in over five years. I wonder why it's even worth critiquing anymore. It's the lowest hanging fruit of articles written on "what sucks on tv these days".