I can buy a top four this year. No one stumbled at the finish line, and it was the queens who seemed like they were a step behind before tonight who really brought it. Also I'm #teampeppermint, and not just because my housemate's friend who's visiting has been telling stories about her all weekend (including her first…

Well, it was at a liberal arts college in Bumfuck, Washington, so it was really just the three acapella groups—the all-female one, the all-male one, and the co-ed one, and we all despised each other.

Doing ok. I saw Wonder Woman, I really liked, and I've got tickets to see three musicals this weekend, including one about Imelda Marcos and one that's a musical version of Romy and Michele's High School Reunion. Mostly I'm just trying to keep up on my coding and not go insane while I abstain from weed for an upcoming…

Secret shame time: I was in an acapella group in college, and we did a mashup of Toxic and Amy Winehouse's Rehab that was better than everything else we did by a factor of five.

It was only when artists who aren't Britney Spears started covering Toxic that I came to the conclusion it's a fantastic song.

And all he asks in return is a bucket of phallic annelids on the regular.

And by the end, he's a good boarder! Stays in his basement, regular with the rent.

There's also a Power Boy, who Supergirl dick-kicked into the sun. He had a boob window in his costume to show off his hairy pectorals.

What if I'll only take it fresh-squeezed?

But will I get to see her preteen brother get disemboweled by his pet crocodile?

Yeesh. If that were any less like Wonder Woman, it would be the Punisher.

On the other hand, it was really funny to watch Marvel go "shit, Fox has all of the superheroines we normally push! Quick, pretend we care about Carol Danvers." And it led to them finally giving characters like Black Widow and Misty Knight the spotlights they deserve.

Good luck casting Simon. Seriously, Iwan Rheon (and to a lesser extent Sheehan and Gilgun) has big shoes to fill, that character could go wrong very easily.

I once did a very strange musical called Are You There God, It's Me Karen Carpenter that used Carpenters music to this book, along with some rather extreme deviations. Margaret's first period was a giant production number set to "Top of the World," Nancy was a budding exhibitionist, Margaret's dad seemed to be…

The ad-libby sequences were what I thought worked. It was the plot-driving bits that were interminable.

I'm pretty sure the results of white-flight and redlining mean that those will inevitably happen regardless.

Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

Looks like someone never got over his he-man-woman-hating babygay phase.

Am I high, or did she call her look "ready to wear," then deny that it was ready to wear, then say it was again, then deny it, and finally confirm that it was and she's proud of it in the course of four sentences?

Always making us carry the modifying adjectives.