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My favorite dumb moment of the episode:

SERIOUSLY.  What about that video was so shocking or disturbing to Vogel?  Did she think Saxon hugged him to death or something?

Also, you gotta love Chekhov's Treadmill.

I know the bar is set so ridiculously low, but how on earth was Quinn the only person who made any sense this episode?

Whenever the music is playin, you know what I'm sayinnnnn

I never watched AYAOTD because the credits scared me so much.  I'd scramble to turn off the TV before they came on.

Whenever my life gets me soooooo dowwwwwwn I know I can goooo dowwwwwn

The guy seemed genuinely terrified.

I once convinced a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked, because I believed it!

It wasn't just theorized, in the first episode of 5.1 Saul gives Walt the ricin cigarette in a baggie and complains about how Huell's hot dog fingers could have broken it apart and killed them all.

SOCKS, MOTHERFUCKER!

I was more distracted by Dexter's socks.

I still wouldn't put it past the writers to reveal that she actually is.

The shot of Vogel examining the new chunk of brain felt like a poorly-executed reveal to me, but maybe that's just wishful thinking for the writers to just get it over with already.

Honestly, I assumed that Quinn killed her and then planted the blood to frame Zach.

It took me a while, too!  Once I figured it out, it blew my mind.

Suddenly "I Need Mo' Allowance" takes on a whole new meaning…

Hearing Patti Mayonnaise talk about weed was incredibly surreal for me.

Dexter, be sure to change your brake pads every 30,000 miles.

Hey now, we're not all bad!