As a sound designer, that door opening sound effect grates at my soul each and every time I hear it.

I'm actually a small white woman.

I'm actually a small white woman.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus I'm just so gosh-darn earnest!!

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus I'm just so gosh-darn earnest!!

You're totally right.

You're totally right.

Is anyone else really bothered by Danyele's eyeliner?  I feel like such a jerk, but I just want to clean it off her bottom lids SO BADLY.

Is anyone else really bothered by Danyele's eyeliner?  I feel like such a jerk, but I just want to clean it off her bottom lids SO BADLY.

EVERY DAMN TIME

EVERY DAMN TIME

I think it goes without saying that all I want in the season finale is a Doakes cameo.

I think it goes without saying that all I want in the season finale is a Doakes cameo.

*foghorn*

*foghorn*

"You're talking about Oprah, right?" "No, of course not……………  [[SHE CAN HEAR US]]"

"You're talking about Oprah, right?" "No, of course not……………  [[SHE CAN HEAR US]]"

*FLAIL* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

*FLAIL* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Totally buying this for my family.  Thanks!