Yeah..Scarecrow still looks terrifying, like something from Bloodborne.

Football in the groin.

People hate it, but I think it's a pretty solid adaptation with a stellar cast. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is pretty goddamned incredible. I'll sit through it just for him. I feel like it didn't work so well for Jackie Earle. He's got more range than he could project in Rorschach's character. It was coated in dark, gritty,…

RIP because I have often bonded with my brother over Weiland's voice..I guess we were mocking him..but we both knew it was a good song. BIG EMPTY. "Tiiime to take her home.."

Yeah I agree with what everyone is saying. It takes them about 1.5 seasons to get rolling. And when it does..Christ. White Tulips and September..and LSD. Lots of it.

Plymouth Rock! Got that Plymouth Rock!

Uh..Big Ben from Problem Child? Should I take off my belt and threaten to beat a child?

..And Balthzidian The Mole King reigns supreme. Justice is nowhere to be found. It is a lawless land. Will Molly and Gus and Lou band together and break this tyranny? Or is all truly lost?

See? and this is the part where I say ME TOO!

Yeah I know what you mean. I tried to get my girlfriend to watch
Watchmen. Jon Osterman was trapped in the chamber screaming DON'T LEAVE
ME! and she was texting someone on her phone.

*in Walter Matthau accent*
Is that the picture with all the light swords and the mythical creatures? Ah, Christ.

Aww..Beema..don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure there's a TON of other stuff out there for you.

Yeah I had forgotten about it. But no word on that for a little while.

I don't give a flying FUCK. Where is my DAY OF THE TENTACLE sequel?

Beema..Beema Beema..You really don't like this show. Kind of seems like your SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF is broken. Maybe we'll try something different.

Can't wait. What are we all going to obsess over in two weeks when Fargo 79 comes to a close?

I bonded with my family over Breaking Bad.

High horse? I'm just trying to tell you..this isn't the place to be a dick. Go over to CNN or the Stereogum messageboards if you want to do that.

Sure. But that's not really an easter egg. That's opening your eyes and looking around the room.

So I'm supposin' from your POV you're kind of fed up with the entire history of cinema. Homages and nods and all that shit. That's all it has ever been. And it will be that way forever.