Love all things Gaiman. And one of his strengths is pursuing these tropes so intensely. It works when he focuses it on one idea..and it works with his short stories as well.

Macca? Explain? No offense. I love it. I'm fascinated.

Fucking Paul McCartney. Look what he does to people.

You both had names for each other. That's wonderful. I'm sorry she disappeared on you. *The devil on your shoulder, whispering and chuckling* You should..try to find her..it's 2015. The world is an open book.

Those are rubber chickens in the window..I'm about 99% certain.

It will come back. It's like Rick said about going to get ice cream. If you go to the place to get ice cream but you don't come back, you haven't actually gotten ice cream.

Deb Girl. I guess everyone has one of those stories, making work a little less shitty.

Anything that crosses their minds I suppose.

Excuse me..*Til dawn with a deck of 51*

I worked in a mall Sears. This shit on repeat during the holidays while putting stickers on $5000 plasma screen TVs.

Okay..I love this song..purely for nostalgia. But I could easily see how tying someone up and putting this song, at a high volume, on repeat for two or three days, would drive them to swallow their tongue - I can smell your - HEY! Cool it, Miggs.

Phil Spector over George Martin.

love The Fixer so much.

A bad Dragon Ball Z episode? Was there ever such a thing? Was there ever a moment in watching that show where you were surprised by 5 straight episodes of just staring and sweating and waiting for Goku to save everyone's ass?

Ant-eater slam outta nowhere!

Crystal Meth.

I'd like one of those under my Christmas - HEY STOP THAT!

But this isn't a lit theory class. Sometimes you just need a dick..joke.

That one photo of Paul Ryan weightlifting doesn't need to be photoshopped..as all of the homoerotic connotations and implications of being penetrated were already in place. Go look at again and tell me I'm wrong.

That guy looked like Season 3 Jack. AKA..Party Time Jack.