Oops again.

He's not a fuck-up. He's just a victim of circumstance, and this situation has a lot of angles to it. Hard to handle. Also, I get the sense that he's some kind of nihilist. He realizes that the outcome doesn't truly matter. We'll get him quoting Ecclesiastes or something by the end of this season, I'm sure of it.

"Moorish ancestry." That is putting it..very lightly.

You're a saint. To the passive aggressive roommate mentioned above: If you're reading this, I would like you to know that I would not have given a tuppeny fuck about your grad school shenanigans. Me and my droogs had to deal with someone like you in college.

FOOTLOOSE! FOOTLOOSE! KICK OFF YOUR SUNDAY-

"WE GET IT." Yeah. Who needs that human connection bullshit? I watch my shows for gun fights and sweaty dudes growling at each other in low whispers.

Oh my. This is hilarious. "Character and plot." I've been watching for six seasons and I've yet to see any characters on this show.

They didn't go easy on Tommy. He's exactly what Jesse Pinkman would look like without all of the AMC gravitas and glamour..a recovering meth addict.

I don't think I've ever heard anyone say bad things about Pacific Rim. That's like having a problem with HAPPINESS. Do you have a problem with fun and happiness?

I see it now. Yes. I keep making up reasons for Lou's wife to make it through this season. It's not going to happen, and they're really going to destroy us with those scenes. And in the most honest way. Most people don't know anyone that was torn apart by gunfire, but we all know someone who succumbed to cancer, or at…

Not going to mention the MST3K/Rifftrax? They're at the top of their game with this one.

The Holiday Special is probably the best thing MST3K/rifftrax ever did. It is flawless.

"But..well..ya see..Mr. White..I sorta shot his girlfriend in the head..don't ya know..the little fella tried to escape and well..THERE'S more stuff to be cooked..ya know.."

Dodd isn't dead. He's not going out like that.

There's this Lou Solverson quote from season 1 where he tells Molly her STEPMOM was inside while he was outside keeping watch. Am I missing something?

Horrible..but it reminds me of..
"All the L.A. women..went to sleep while swimmin'..I got paid to fish 'em out and then one day I lost the job.."
-Humiliation, The National

Morrissey has amazing versatility. Lit majors love him, a large portion of the Hispanic community idolizes him..and there's a good story there..15 year old angst ridden teenagers discover him every decade..and I'm sure there's a heavy feminist POV somewhere out there.

"Did your little neighbor Tommy ever tell you how we met? I used to do some babysitting for him. I liked him. I liked having him around. Even though he went to bed late. His next babysitters, they were some of Nino's friends. They didn't go for the late bed time bit. They broke his pelvis. He's never had a lot of…

"Just don't look..just don't look.."

Also..Artax the horse drowning in Never Ending Story.