I gotcha firework

Ayyyy!  I love a good interrobang once in a while.

Hey, babe…..

*takes drag off of cigarette*

*takes drag off of cigarette*

*takes drag off of cigarette*

*takes drag off of cigarette*
I went clam diving with your mom,
but all I came up with were crabs.

*takes long drag from cigarette*

*takes a long drag off of cigarette*

I got an adventure for you.  It's called, "Ride the Baloney Pony"

Hickory Dickory Dove,
We can Comment on Savage Love?
You can all go to hell
You know it won't end well,
When I'm nailin' your mom on the rug.