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Captain Assholay
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Yes! Double Dostoyevskis! (That's what we called those pistols back in the day.) I loved getting those on Archives and going nuts with 'em.

Klobb kills are extra-degrading. The thing was basically a staple gun.

I feel like everybody who played this game ended up having that experience—you feel like you're good in your little circle, then you play with somebody who is on a whole other level.

Protecting her while she took FOR-FUCKING-EVER to reprogram the computer sucked. But it was amusing when she would go psycho in the Jungle level. One time, I even got her to deliver the kill shot to Xenia.

Goddamn, what an accomplishment that was. My heart was pounding when I finally did it.

I still have my N64 in no small part so I can still play this game. The last time I played, I tried completing the train level armed only with rocket launchers (all guns/infinite ammo cheats engaged, obviously). It's pretty fuckin' hard to do, but really funny all the same.

1) PTA was also pretty open about the fact that he cribbed lots of shots and dialogue from actual porn from that time. "That way, nobody could accuse me of getting it wrong," he'd claim. The easier thing to do would've been to make what people think '70s porn is, or even to try to elevate it, but he wanted to get it

You know, sex in a tub—that doesn't work!

He's also the one of the Fox gang who said that America never suffered a terrorist attack during George W. Bush's presidency. So, you know…he's a genius.

That scene was great. I mean, it definitely should've been cut from the film, but there was something about it that was mesmerizing. The constant fumbling over the word "suspicious" and then him finally just changing the line to "fucked-up individuals" is good stuff. And the whole time, he's carrying himself like "I'm

It's the part he was born to play, baby!

Everything about that whole sequence is amazing. The acting, the editing, the shot composition…so good.

*sniff* Of course….

"Always was" is kinda pushing it, but by the time Andre became every hipster's favorite rapper, Big Boi was routinely outshining him.

Lake Bell fit in so perfectly, it was ridiculous.

Fonduuuuuuuuue with cheddar

It's a gritty reboot of Police Cops.

I didn't realize that until just now. I knew his name had to be a joke, but I couldn't figure out what it was. Thanks, AV Club commenter!

Keep firing, assholes!

"Is this some kind of bust?"