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That's the way we like to…show that we're serious!

Exactly. Thank you.

In all seriousness, I'm hoping that the series addresses some of the weaknesses of the original film (dispensing facts or trends with no analysis, only showing a narrow section of the industry, etc.).

No goin' through the window for us!

OH MY GOD, IT'S RUSSELL CROWE! BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH-BLAH BLAH!

That's some solid ring-toning.

I got to the final boss, but never beat it. I actually downloaded the ROM onto my Wii years ago to try to beat the game…no way in hell.

Damn. I think the farthest I ever got was Rat Race. Several months ago, I watched a video of somebody do an almost flawless run of the entire game. I couldn't believe it was even possible.

The little death jingle from that game haunts me.

You have both my accolades and my sympathy. Beating Battletoads is some serious business.

Yikes. Is it really this hard for you to admit that you didn't understand the initial point, take the L, and move on? This desperation is kinda sad, kiddo.

Yeah, uh, I grew up in the northeast (right outside of NYC). In the 1980s. As a huge hip-hop head who likely knows a hell of a lot more about it than you do.

Oh, I have no doubt it'll get worse. Domestic air travel is one industry that somehow always manages to outpace my cynicism.

Dear god, please do more premium economy. I don't care about food, service, all that other stuff. I'm a somewhat tall-ish individual. I just want to be able to fit in the goddamn seat and not have my knees destroyed. (Of course, the ideal solution would to not make regular economy a fucking cattle car, but HAHAHAHAHA,…

And then there's Singapore Air, Air Japan, etc., which even top most Euro carriers and make American carriers look like piles of puke.

Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em went Diamond. It sold more than 10 times as much as Raising Hell. Hammer was the featured pitchman for brands like Pepsi and Kentucky Fried Chicken. He did tours that sold out stadiums—not clubs, stadiums—worldwide. He had his own Sunday morning cartoon show. He was the first rapper to…

Hammer gets the gasface, but he's also the first bona fide crossover rap pop star, and his entire musical sensibility (sample an obvious loop of something that was already a massive hit; add your shitty raps on top) set the table for people like Puffy. He's also one of the first to be on that "it ain't about how dope…

Rowsdowermobile, awaaaaaay!

Rakim and Big Daddy Kane are Five Percenters, too.

Best comment on this entire article thus far. Kudos.