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Captain Assholay
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Yeah, the one saving grace of Cutco is that they actually sell something (i.e. you make your money by selling the product, not by recruiting whole bunch of suckers to be beneath you on the pyramid), and the product they sell actually works. They aren't the best knives in the world, but they're perfectly fine.

Oh my god, what a dumb bitch. *slams stool*

Oh man, I forgot about Al working at the fast food joint! So good.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

No, that episode used the classic Married…With Children parody:

And a decent amount of "we are geniuses and shouldn't be constricted by your rules!" as well.

I still think Ted Cruz holds the title.

"I cried. I cried like a big dumb homo."

No, no, you grill macaroni. You smoke spaghetti.

The Craft >>> Tucker Max

This is my favorite link of the day. Thank you.

He knows how to read. And he also knows that finishing an entire book doesn't prove anything.

Wait, Stitches is still a thing? I thought he had fallen off the face of the earth, except when he got knocked the fuck out by The Game's manager, and then hung out to dry by his "posse" a little while back. That was all pretty hilarious, though.

Haven't read any of The Dark Tower, but still very much liked this story.

Bingo.

Fair enough, but does saying, "Wow that song sucks," and leaving it at that fall under the heading of Being An Asshole? Because I like to think we can still discern a difference between that and "lol Corie Fildmann shld shoot hmself n the hed n fall in a dumster fire!"

I just want to know how Doctor Ice ended up involved with this. What, is Corey Feldman a big UTFO fan?

This is an excellent post in an overall excellent discussion. Thank you for the perspective, and the great explanation of it.

"(Pentecostals are fond of referring to churches with traditional hymns and liturgy as "dead"; vis s vis the modern rock pipes of Hillsong)"