Our river's so polluted, all our fish have AIDS.

"I just wanted to make sure you could hear you" is a classic line, perfectly delivered.

We're all models west of the Allegheny.

Meatshake! Taste the secret! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

A chipwich with frosting instead of ice cream? Holy fuck, I would eat those until my stomach exploded.

What's this about Psycho Les of The Beatnuts? He's incredible.

Here is somebody who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit.

Trenchant insight!

Scruffy forever changed the way I pronounce the word "toilet."

If only more people understood that saying "whale biologist!" after a put-down made it OK.

"Leela, does the company that makes your bra also make a girdle? I ask because a friend of mine…."

They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of…chutzpah.

He was also great in "Amazon Women in the Mood."

Fan-daaang-goooo? Ho…hobo camp? Hobo camp!

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

Zapp is an amazingly funny and ridiculously quotable character. The running gag of his Pyrrhic victories is great, as is the running gag of his pitiful attempts at seduction. It was funny to see Leela quickly go from hero worship to pity to loathing…seems about right.

7 should be "7-6-5-4-3-2-1" by Gary Toms Empire

Good record—quality samples on there. Right up there with the "C Is for Cookie" 12-inch with the Larry Levan remix.

"I'm here to boff some chick named Mary" is one of the most hilarious TV-Lothario lines ever. Dennis fucking ruled.

How "Sex and the City" are we?