"You hooked up with that Lisa Turtle chick"

things your parents did as a kid can affect you as an adult
"you mean like time travel" Lindsay's brain is a fascinating thing

I thought Ja Rule was a dog

yeah the scene with Molly was great

a churro dog, it's a hot dog its buns are two churros and it's tied together with a Slim Jim, it's Arizona's delicacy, they come with unlimited ranch
dressing

I can't believe that Lily is 9 already

"Going Steady" it's Love Story but no one dies

"I got the Roman Polanski of Italy to direct it my friend Enzo Entolini who had never directed a movie before"

that was a touching tribute to Rob Pilatus before the Ponzi segment

"from a clinical medical standpoint you'd agree that's a shitton of fucking" Thomas Haden Church is still the best

I was so happy to see her!

"I can finally buy that kayak, what I'm outdoorsy "
I love Heather so much

I love that Sam values Duke's intelligence so much that she casually uses the phrase force majeure in front of her

just because you got your period at 11 doesn't make you a woman

"that Hitler guy sounds like a real asshole"

please don't start a conversation with this is the hardest thing for me to say unless it goes I'm gay, I found something on my nuts, or they came out of nowhere I need you to wipe away the blood

we can call them Romy

this is worse than segregation
too far huh

I guess Liam truly is a Gallagher if he's stealing from his teacher

Church's line reading on "I'm not completely convinced that's the same dog" was so funny