she's so pretty like Nala from the Lion King and so smart like Nala from the Lion King

you look like a super saiyan Dragon Ball Goku
you look like Draco Malfoy

thank you for being the worst that the world has to offer and that includes Harvey Levin and every cast member from the Real World Road Rules Challenge

late night NPR programming: garbage

some people say watching Ted Cruz on CSPAN prevents them from getting an erection

you're Jesse James, I'm Sandra Bullock I rise from the ashes and win an Academy Award

given how incompetent Michael appears to be I wouldn't be surprised if he messed up on sexual orientation too, which would add an interesting layer

no big deal meant everything from I bought weed from your nephew to I
secretly met your ex and things went crazy and now I'm a bridesmaid

Gretchen and April Ludgate would be bffs at least

Beetlejuice bitch

if Orville Redenbacher's dad had that attitude we wouldn't have airplanes

When making a globe it's like do I really have to include all the countries in Africa? Will anyone really miss Mozambique?

when singing Toto why is it always Africa they have a deep catalogue

I want to lick the skin off your body baby sorry wrong side I want to rip the skin off your body

I like Frankie a lot, hopefully we get to know more about Duke next

Amelia took a good time to quit, that edgy kids movie from Robert Rodriguez or the director of the Rugrats movie didn't sound very good

I have to play Scott Disick's afterparty at the Amateur Porn Awards

she colonized the apartment like a feminine Neil Armstrong

I'm at the Phish concert you call an office

we're the NYPD, we caught the Son of Sam, Ice T plays us on TV, we keep the Tonys safe