Pat describing Calvin as the guy who pees off cars killed me

"hi Bob it's Teddy from the restaurant "
never change Teddy

instead let's just watch a Roman Polanski movie listen to R. Kelly and eat Chick-Fil-A

I loved that Juan took time to write a menu even if it was just for presentation

may he rest in peace relatively for someone of his arterial calcification

You made that up
Everything's made up stay woke

These papers are uglier than Winston's bellybutton ring
who gets a bellybutton ring on an outie?
at 33 no less

hello Groot
it's Greg

who's in the bad place?
every president besides Lincoln
that sounds about right

nice seeing Erica from The Last Man On Earth as her ob-gyn

the person who went to high school with Kathy Ireland and didn't talk to her because she looked too mousy

I was so thirsty I shot a camel, turns out they don't work like that

I had another idea but pig's blood is like $12 a quart

I like Flo Rida moms need rap too

"don't be talking about my red dick"

Goggins saying motherfucker might be the most beautiful thing in the world

it made me wet
that's manatee slang because manatees live in the water
it also made me horny
that's narwhal slang

I loved the girl pausing her rendition of Wind Beneath My Wings while Gamby called out those guys for laughing and then immediately going back into it without skipping a beat

Laurie saying "oh for fuck's sake" might be one of the best moments of the show, plus her accidental elephant in the room joke

I hope Nathan starts using Weird Al's song as the theme song for Nathan For You