this isn't a Rumer it's a Scout or Tallulah Bruce Willis' other daughters

Claudia O’Doherty remains the most delightful person ever

"it looks like you make your own jewelry" is the best description of Jess

are you going to live in that box?
I haven't lived in a box in years

the pop ups in the gun video were so great
Steve Irwin pin comes with the Bindi Project:Season One
Guns purchased for kids come with a free Minions tote bag

are we getting coffee let me get a scone unless it's raspberry in which case get me a chocolate chip cookie

Teddy's fascination with the Aloha pineapple was the most delightful thing ever

I had the arteries of a 20 year old

Jared dressing Richard for the meeting was great as was Richard trying to take off the tie

of course Todd and Tandy have tandem jet skis and Mike's middle name is Shelby

if you don't sew now you sew it's like if you don't know now you know you know the rest it's the n word

for a guy who eats his raisins hot I sure do value your opinion

I've made some kissing mistakes
making out with John Mayer is just part of living in New York

Justin Timberlake wore sneakers with a suit and I thought it looked cool but I ain't no J Timbo

we obstructed justice for you

it's like when Lady Chatterley got banned it did wonders for D. H. Lawrence's career
I'm not familiar with that record

you look like you came here from the future to warn us about technology

Attention, staff, because Van Halen sucks now, that's why I didn't go to with you to the show, okay

I watched that show with you
Masterpiece Theater?
it had the creepy puppet
that was Alan Cumming

seeing Seth Green made me very happy