"this case is Oscar the Grouch's dream house, it's a pile of garbahge"

"Say it was Rob Thomas. You cannot believe the crap that guy gets away with" was the best Rob Thomas joke because it's the rare double Rob Thomas joke

Goodbye to planet Togetherness

Today is Hitler's birthday

you be trippin boo

that's how I got over my fear of babies

me and my high school friends used to play nut punch
that's nutty boom

Abbi's first sexual experience being the movie Fear makes perfect sense

all the kids are dressed like tiny members of Arcade Fire

Sean yelling that's my pork chop reminded me of Will Smith yelling I was saving that bacon in I Am Legend

Anna needs to password protect her computer and email next time

I couldn't tell if Christine saying Nicole was from another planet was racist or not

hurricane Liza category 5

there's no way Ilana doesn't know everything about Jaden and Willow Smith, they would so be her idols

I was stoned during the 90s and the 2000s full disclosure: I was stoned this morning. I like weed

of course Svetlana filmed the birth of Debbie's baby on her cellphone

I'm choosing to believe that Nina was cosplaying as Marissa from Screaming Females when she took her GED

both times Gene did the my friends call me Gene but you're not my friend gag it killed me

I liked the continuity that Caitlin is still freaking out about Liza and Josh

the racism was really underscored by Cam saying that Lily would be doing child labor if she was still in Vietnam