my phone is like that poet's society, dead

L.A. is a fucking nonsense of nonsenses

that Sean Penn/champagne joke was great

you're making that face you made when you found a chocolate chip in your trail mix

I love that Milhouse has Milhouse emojis on his phone and also said everything's coming up Milhouse

what's your favorite posish?

" maybe you shouldn't be posting shirtless pictures on the Internet Eric "
stop shaming Mackey

the only nice one was the ginger one, he isn't a real doctor right?

This wasn't like Garfield it was real cartoons

poor Elle, I hope she finds love

Lily relating to the ducks being orphans was really sweet

I'm a frontierswoman like Reese Witherspoon in that commercial for backpacks

it's hard to cut through the brozone layer

how is there not a Bass Reeves movie? I mean I guess Django Unchained kind of

Phil thinking of Michael Jackson first and foremost as a child molester says a lot about his worldview

Duffman's parrot was really good at mimicry

it was nice seeing the human side of Alex at least

Edgar describing the Navy as "one step above pirates" might be the most Edgar line ever

i lost my virginity on a Twister mat. penis blue vagina yellow, makes green

I sincerely hope that Liv saying "Good God Lemon" means 30 Rock exists in the IZombie universe and Liv watches it