Carol high fiving the tube man and shrugging after killing Gordon were so adorable

who sent you? The NSA? Big Pharma? Amazon Prime?
also love that that dude was Benny Schwartz

What's it like to fall in love with a snowman? What's it like to name a dolphin?

remember when I helped your mom get her condo and told you not to invest in Sufjan Stevens' raw restaurant

#teenlife

you're an ugly bear you smell like a bear you're an ugly bear you smell like an ugly bear when I'm done with you when I beat you I'm going to donate you to the zoo

na na na na na na na na fishing

I feel like Murderball could work but they'd have to toe a very thin line

those two were the dumbest motherfuckers I ever met and I work in the music business

he's a bad guy so he uses very naughty language

it's like outer space except it's an outer space where people in tiny houses eat horses

A.J.'s "holy shit" when Forrest used the veto was great

stuff like towels and small towels for your butt and chairs, chairs are also for your butt

I think to myself what a wonderful burn

it's like 13 Going on 30 but I'm the same age in both worlds, 26

hi I'm Joaquin from Phoenix

hand in your key card and super soaker and get the hell out of here

we were having more fun than Thanksgiving, we almost forgot it was a murder investigation

Lindsay and Gretchen sure do love their pizza bagels, and who can blame them, it's pizza anytime

I'm going to give him a burning sensation in his penis
wait what
I am going to set his dick on fire
please don't