Sirius Black would also be a good name for my penis
I always thought you had a jovial black penis

Forrest wearing his suit while rowboating makes so much sense

like Skeletor and Darth Vader EL Chigon is pure evil

please stop calling the lemonades ades

I hate New York I don't care what Billy Joel says would have been an amazing line even if it wasn't delivered by a Tony winner

my soul? but then I won't be able to look at my reflection in the mirror
I think you're thinking of vampires
well then whatever

I appreciate that they really made that painting look like Armisen

Shirley sounds like a real character

she kept saying occupado Jorge, does she think my name is Jorge?

it's sweet that the waitress at the place he almost overdosed on pancakes wants Forrest to succeed

I feel like a ballpit full of Jerrys is an euphemism for something

I don't go to jail I'm the good guy
what if I'm the good guy

I'm in a loveless marriage with 8 non-sons
they call those daughters now

you know they sing for you at Coldstone Creamery no matter how much you tip

nobody cares about your actuarial tables

The tiny sign saying Rock's apartment was very convenient

in Canada the music awards are called the Junos, do they call your movie Grammy? That doesn't make sense does it

Michael Sheen was so great

the best part of the cop sketch was definitely the large novelty giraffe plush

I like to imagine that Marc Evan Jackson was playing his role from Brooklyn Nine Nine somehow